The Best Pizza Chains, Ranked

April 2, 2025
Food, Rankings, Pizza
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Dudes and dudettes, let me tell you about the most RADICAL pizza chains that will totally blow your taste buds away! As someone who's been crushing pizzas since the 80s, I consider myself something of a pizza connoisseur.

5. Pizza Planet

Coming in at number 5, Pizza Planet delivers a solid pie with that classic cheese pull that'll have you saying "Whoa, dude!" Their crust is gnarly - not too thick, not too thin. Just right for folding New York style or eating straight up.

4. Radical Slices

This bodacious chain knows how to bring the heat! Their specialty pepperoni with extra cheese is like catching the perfect wave - it just feels RIGHT. Plus, their restaurants have those vintage arcade games that take me back to simpler times.

3. Mountain Mike's

When I'm fresh off the slopes and need to refuel, Mountain Mike's is my go-to. Their pizzas are HUGE, just like my hair in '87! The pepperoni mountain pie has enough meat to satisfy even the hungriest shredder.

2. Tubular Tony's

Dude, the cheese blend at Tubular Tony's is like a mixtape of all the greatest hits! Five different cheeses coming together in perfect harmony, just like when I'm cranking John Farnham's "Break the Ice" on my Walkman while carving fresh powder.

1. Neon Slice

The ULTIMATE pizza experience! Neon Slice doesn't just make pizza - they craft an 80s experience. Their restaurants are decked out with neon lights, they play nothing but radical 80s tunes, and their signature "Shredder Supreme" pizza with its mountain of toppings is the most excellent pizza experience you can have!

So there you have it, dudes! The definitive ranking of pizza chains from a true pizza aficionado. Remember, life's too short for bad pizza, so keep it radical and always go for the extra cheese!

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